Thursday 5 July 2012

Feature: Keitta's Boxers 

Posted by Henry on Thu, 05 Jul 2012
 
Feature: Keitta's Boxers
There's hairy business, then there's smelly business.

While some of us have been preoccupied with all the Nominations and Evictions drama – which has made us sick with suspense and anticipation - a few vigilant StarGame faithful have been gripped by something else entirely.

From the looks of what is being said on the social networks, Keitta's boxers are so famous right now, they deserve their own show. A show they might not get, but a post they definitely will!

The vigilant Underwear Police aka U.P. have been working overtime; pouncing on and zooming in on Keitta's underwear transgressions. Hey, we were taught not to really look down there so it was more than surprising (and a bit embarrassing) to stumble upon unabashed underwear talk. Nuns at a nightclub? Yikes, that’s us! It looks like the StarGame masses have skills that would leave the FBI proud.

The internet is abuzz with comments including the below:

*“Does Keitta ever change his boxers?” - Dapo Aderele
*“Since I started watching BBA, he is always in these boxers” - Tricia Love Ibe

Some StarGame viewers have jumped to Keitta's defense as Boxergate unfolds, telling the U.P. where to get off!

*“I know BBA to be an entertainment show...not a fashion show’ - jonwills201
*“Leave Keitta alone. What if that's his trade mark?” - Celestina Adusahpoku

What we know for sure is that sexy Keitta is a bonafide Adonis and has never been a slouch about showing off his ripped torso. He has made us cry into our ice cream because he is spoken for (Mildred is his smile keeper). Should we care how and when he chooses to wear his undies? It's his choice after all!

Could Keitta's boxers be more famous (or should we say infamous) than the diminutive Lady May's pink heels, or gorgeous Goldie's ginormous, gravity defying lashes?Whatever the case may be, one thing’s for sure; never in Big Brother history has underwear kicked up such a stink (pun totally unintended) No. Seriously.

Goldie, Junia, Kyle, Lady May, Malonza and Prezzo are up for Eviction this week. Vote
source: bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com

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