Saturday 7 July 2012

News: Practice Makes Perfect

Posted by Henry onSat, 07 Jul 2012
News: Practice Makes Perfect
Practice makes perfect or so they say this was the motto that Kyle tried to follow in the early morning as he practised his macking skills on Talia.

After trying to smooth talk Lady May and failing dismally on Thursday, the Ugandan took it upon himself to try and brush on his flirting techniques.

With Talia playing his love interest Kyle tried to deliver his best lines but unfortunately for him, just like with Lady May he was once faced with humiliating rejection. First he introduced himself and then quizzed the annoyed looking lass, “Is anything the matter”. “Why must I tell you,” she retorted.

He tried to salvage the conversation by saying: “I’m concerned. I thought there’s something is wrong I just thought it would be fine if I asked.” This comment was greeted with the harsh response, “I’m not your concern and if you thought that I was you would leave me alone.” Try as he may, he couldn’t even get her to agree to give him his name. Ouch! It’s back to the drawing board for this StarGamer. It’s time to find some new game Kyle.

Keitta was next to try and put the moves on the Zambian dame, but instead of approaching her directly from the onset the Ghanaian chose a different approached and just sat next to her and pretended to talk on his phone. This approach clearly worked liked a charm as the Upville beauty quickly admitted that the fact that he didn’t bombard with cheesy lines but merely greeted and then went about his own business made him peak her interest.

He also managed to get her to smile when he cracked a joke and unlike Kyle he did get the girl’s name. Well, well it looks like Kyle should take some pointers from Keitta.

Last on the scene was Wati who posed as a lead guitarist to a band and handed her a poster to one of the band's shows with his number on it and then walked away. Talk about cocky.
source: bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com

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